18 Ways Anyone Can Join the Illuminati
Regarding           the Illuminati, most of the Paranoid Conspiracy Theorists  (PCT) have a          habit of jumping to conclusions based on faulty  evidence and reasoning.          They are so good at it they could be  finalists in the Olympic Conclusion          Jumping Event. One of the  common errors they make is that of constantly          referencing each  others works without going further back to find original          source  material.
Let's  suppose          that in spite of reason and logic an Illuminati does  exist and you were          one of the rare people who wanted to join  it. By joining the Illuminati          you could build an empire that  increased your personal holdings while          further subjugating the  uninformed masses of humanity.
Let's  further          assume that you were not born into the so-called  “blood lines of          the Illuminati” to whom access is most easily  granted. There must          be a way to get “in”. 
Here are          18 things you can do to increase your chances of becoming a part of the          Illuminati. 
1)  Take the          long view of things. Be patient. The Illuminati is,  if nothing else, patient          with their goal of world domination.
2)  Start          your own form of Illuminati group that models everything  you know about          the so-called “real” Illuminati. Your members  should want nothing          less that more power, money, control and  domination while at the same          time making their influence appear  invisible.
3) Study          up on what the PCT say about The Illuminati and learn as much as you can.
4)  Get a          degree from Harvard. While there make it your intent to  join the Skull          and Bones Society or the Pen and Quill.
5)  Subtly          incorporate Illuminati symbolism in everything that you  do. This will          include The Pyramid with the All Seeing Eye, the  snake swallowing it's          tail, the ankh and any variations to  them.
6)  Join the          Masons and aspire up the hierarchy of degrees. As you  progress up the          Masonic Degree system be on alert for those  who might be hiding their          secret ambition for world domination.
7)  Join any          other occult group that has a hierarchy like the  Rosicrucian's and work          up the degree system within it.
8) Study          the “mystery religions” and occult practices.
9) Form a          coven or magical group.
10)  Strategically          find your way into the social circles of the  elite. This may be done by          joining various boards of directors  or volunteer groups. Or by finding          people who are 'connected'  and working into their social circle.
11) While          in these groups cautiously demonstrate a) your ambition and b) your inclination          toward the occult.
12)  Build          a group of “slaves”. For legal reasons it's best that  these          relationships be consensual and from the  Dominance/submission community.
13) Work          on having all your outward appearances to be that of a decent, moral and          upstanding citizen.
14) Openly          become a member of the Christian clergy while secretly holding some occult          practice.
15)Create           a network of connections that form a hierarchy. The hierarchy  at the bottom          are those people who can help you without knowing  your connection to or          ambition within the Illuminati. At the  top of the hierarchy are those          who know, share and support your  ambition. Typically this may only be          two to four people. In  the middle will be the various occult groups that          may or may  not share your interest in supporting the Illuminati.
16)  Be judicious          with what you tell people. Reveal your goals and  purposes like a slow          strip tease making certain that people  only know about you what they will          accept and be supportive of.
17)  Appear          to always know more than you are revealing. This will  do two things, first          it will attract people who want to learn  from you and second those who          have some connection within the  Illuminati are more likely to confide          in you.
Most of all          this last point:
18)  Be patient.          You can only join the Illuminati after years of  consistently demonstrating          your worth. This could be a process  that takes decades.
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